Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Category: one liners
The trouble with some women
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
(and then they marry him.)
I’ve suffered enough, when does
I’ve suffered enough, when does my artwork improve?
Cat and rabbit
What do you get when you breed a cat with a rabbit?
A pussy hare.
Buying arsenic
A pharmacist tells a customer. In order to buy arsenic you should need a legal prescription.
A picture of your mother-in-law just isn’t enough.
Fast food makes you sick
Fast food makes you sick quick.
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I think animal testing is
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers.
If you’re not part of
If you’re not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
A city in Alaska passed
A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs.
It became known as Dogless Fairbanks.
The things that come to
The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.
Now hiring
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They’re hiring.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Wink, I’ll do the rest!
Wink, I’ll do the rest!