How can you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?
Pull down it’s GENES!
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by curtis and yisman
Category: one liners
Sex position
What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby?
Ask your parents.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Shoot it
How are shotguns and mother-in-laws alike?
If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!
Iraqi Navy
Why did the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force.
Wouldn’t marathons be a lot
Wouldn’t marathons be a lot more interesting if after the race started,
hungry wild animals were released onto the course? Tigers would be
fun.
– R.M. Weiner
You’re not getting older, you’re
You’re not getting older, you’re getting ancient.
If you know any teenagers
If you know any teenagers in prison,
send them some candy to help them break out.
Pick Pocket
Q: What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
To err is human; to
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
2 Skunks
What do you call two skunks doing 69?
Odor Eaters.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Shell to DOS…Come in DOS,
Shell to DOS…Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS…
Bumper Sticker #102
Die Yuppie Scum.