Category: one liners

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Q: What is the difference between “ooooooh” and “aaaaaaah”?
A: About three inches.

Don’t believe in superstition — it brings bad luck.

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

What do you call grit in a condom?

An organ grinder!

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Cutis

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

The world does not revolve on an axis.

Why is pubic hair curly?

You’d poke your eye out if it was straight.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

I love the lines men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.”

“What am I, a microwave!?”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis