- Murphy’s Law Corollary
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- Murphy’s Law Corollary
- Mother nature is a bitch.
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Murphy’s Eleventh Law of Computing…
- Murphy’s Eleventh Law of Computing
- A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
rarely what you want it to do.
Murphy’s Technology Laws…
- Murphy’s Technology Laws
- If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try
multiplying by the page number.
Maier’s Law…
- Maier’s Law
- If the facts don’t conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
- Corollaries
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- The bigger the theory, the better.
- The experiment may be considered a success if no more than
50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to
obtain a correspondence with the theory.
Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…
- Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations
- If only one solution can be found for a field problem,
then it is usually a stupid solution.
Murphy’s Corollaries…
- Murphy’s Corollaries
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- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will cause the most severe damage will be the one to go wrong.
(Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go
wrong, it will happen then.) - Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Parkinson’s Law of Avionics…
- Parkinson’s Law of Avionics
- No matter how big the airplane, the electronics
expands to fill the entire airplane, and then stick outside a bunch.
Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…
- Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations
- Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery
always falls short.
The First Law of Wing Walking…
- The First Law of Wing Walking
- Never leave hold of what you’ve got until
you’ve got hold of something else.
Why Sex is Like Snow…
- Why Sex is Like Snow
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Remember the…
- Remember the Golden Rule
- He who has the gold makes the rules.
Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…
- Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations
- The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most
is the M60.