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Category: murphy s law

Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws…

Posted on February 2, 2017February 2, 2009 by admin

Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws

Everything
goes wrong all at once.
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Murphy’s Law of Repeatability…

Posted on January 23, 2017January 23, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Law of Repeatability

The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy’s Law is that with the
Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
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Murphy’s Law of model assembly…

Posted on August 12, 2016August 12, 2010 by admin

Murphy’s Law of model assembly

The hardest part to assemble is always the most crucial
one.
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If you have a difficult task give it to a…

Posted on July 24, 2016July 24, 2010 by admin

If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man
– he will find an easier way to do it.
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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Posted on May 26, 2016May 26, 2010 by admin

Murphy’s Technology Laws

We don’t know one millionth of one percent about anything.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on May 20, 2016May 20, 2010 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and
especially during both.
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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Posted on May 16, 2016May 16, 2010 by admin

Murphy’s Technology Laws

After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on May 4, 2016May 4, 2010 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.
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When the going gets tough, everyone leaves….

Posted on April 7, 2016April 7, 2010 by admin

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
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Why Sex is Like Snow…

Posted on March 31, 2016March 31, 2010 by admin

Why Sex is Like Snow
Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
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Kovac’s Conundrum…

Posted on March 26, 2016March 26, 2010 by admin

Kovac’s Conundrum

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
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If you have something to do, and you put it…

Posted on March 11, 2016March 11, 2010 by admin

If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough,
chances are someone else will do it for you.
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