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Category: murphy s law

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on October 24, 2017October 24, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

Sniper’s motto: reach out and touch someone.
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Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality…

Posted on September 24, 2017September 24, 2009 by admin

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously
moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them.
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Murphy’s Ninth Law of Computing…

Posted on July 9, 2017July 9, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Ninth Law of Computing

A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
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Edwards’ Time/Effort Law…

Posted on May 29, 2017May 29, 2009 by admin

Edwards’ Time/Effort Law

Effort x Time = Constant
A. Given a large initial time to do something, the initial effort will be
small.
B. As time goes to zero, effort goes to infinity.
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Beach’s Law…

Posted on May 29, 2017May 29, 2009 by admin

Beach’s Law

No two identical parts are alike.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on May 25, 2017May 25, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

A clean (and dry) set of BDU’s is a magnet for mud and
rain.
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Murphy’s Laws of Sex…

Posted on May 15, 2017May 15, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Sex
Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on May 4, 2017May 4, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got
tired of marching that day.
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Murphy’s Law of Airplane Travel…

Posted on March 6, 2017March 6, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Law of Airplane Travel

When the plane you are on is late, the
plane you want to transfer to is on time.
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Murphy’s Law of Management Strategy…

Posted on February 18, 2017February 18, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Law of Management Strategy

Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know who
wrote the book or even what book.
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Murphy’s Law of Cable TV…

Posted on February 14, 2017February 14, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Law of Cable TV

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it
again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
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Murphy’s Laws of Sex…

Posted on February 12, 2017February 12, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is
to leave her with no hard feelings.
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