- Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations
- The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one
foot greater than your jumping range.
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Murphy’s Technology Laws…
- Murphy’s Technology Laws
- Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an
honest day’s work.
Boyle’s Law of Politics…
- Boyle’s Law of Politics
- The greater the external pressure,
the greater the volume of hot air.
Why Sex is Like Snow…
- Why Sex is Like Snow
- A man in the house is worth two in the street.
An old car that has served you so well will…
- An old car that has served you so well will continue to
serve you until you have just put four new tires under it
and then it will fall apart.
Army Law…
- Army Law
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- If it moves, salute it
- if it doesn’t move, pick it up
- if you can’t pick it up, paint it.
The Roman Rule…
- The Roman Rule
- The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.
Why Sex is Like Snow…
- Why Sex is Like Snow
- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Why Sex is Like Snow…
- Why Sex is Like Snow
- It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that
caused the trouble in the garden.
Pommersheim’s Principle…
- Pommersheim’s Principle
- All obvious theorems are true.
- Keane’s Kriterion
- All true theorems are obvious.
Murphy’s Technology Laws…
- Murphy’s Technology Laws
- If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…
- Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations
- The tough part about being an officer is that the
troops don’t know what they want, but they know for
certain what they don’t want.