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Category: murphy s law

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on June 30, 2018June 30, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one
foot greater than your jumping range.
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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Posted on June 15, 2018June 15, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an
honest day’s work.
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Boyle’s Law of Politics…

Posted on May 20, 2018May 20, 2008 by admin

Boyle’s Law of Politics

The greater the external pressure,
the greater the volume of hot air.
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Why Sex is Like Snow…

Posted on May 2, 2018May 2, 2008 by admin

Why Sex is Like Snow
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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An old car that has served you so well will…

Posted on March 15, 2018March 15, 2008 by admin

An old car that has served you so well will continue to
serve you until you have just put four new tires under it
and then it will fall apart.
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Army Law…

Posted on February 1, 2018February 1, 2008 by admin

Army Law
  • If it moves, salute it
  • if it doesn’t move, pick it up
  • if you can’t pick it up, paint it.
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The Roman Rule…

Posted on January 22, 2018January 22, 2008 by admin

The Roman Rule

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.
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Why Sex is Like Snow…

Posted on January 20, 2018January 20, 2008 by admin

Why Sex is Like Snow
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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Why Sex is Like Snow…

Posted on December 23, 2017December 23, 2009 by admin

Why Sex is Like Snow
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that
caused the trouble in the garden.
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Pommersheim’s Principle…

Posted on December 5, 2017December 5, 2009 by admin

Pommersheim’s Principle

All obvious theorems are true.
Keane’s Kriterion

All true theorems are obvious.
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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Posted on November 22, 2017November 22, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Technology Laws

If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on October 27, 2017October 27, 2009 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

The tough part about being an officer is that the
troops don’t know what they want, but they know for
certain what they don’t want.
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