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Category: murphy s law

The first rule of intelligent tinkering…

Posted on December 20, 2018December 20, 2008 by admin

The first rule of intelligent tinkering

Save all the parts.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on December 15, 2018December 15, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won’t walk
into it.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on October 5, 2018October 5, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

Field experience is something you don’t get until just
after you need it.
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Ade’s Law…

Posted on October 4, 2018October 4, 2008 by admin

Ade’s Law

Anybody can win — unless there happens to
be a second entry
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Tsung’s Law…

Posted on September 6, 2018September 6, 2008 by admin

Tsung’s Law

The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be
shot with the same bullet.
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Law of Backpacking…

Posted on August 19, 2018August 19, 2008 by admin

Law of Backpacking

The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the
amount of food you consume from it. If you run out of food, the
pack weight goes on increasing anyway.
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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Posted on August 14, 2018August 14, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Posted on July 28, 2018July 28, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Technology Laws

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune…

Posted on July 23, 2018July 23, 2008 by admin

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission….

Posted on July 22, 2018July 22, 2008 by admin

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Posted on July 4, 2018July 4, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Technology Laws

All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
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Murphy’s Laws of Sex…

Posted on July 2, 2018July 2, 2008 by admin

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Nothing improves with age.
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