Category: middle eastern

Osama’s Maama is so loose she uses a raft as a diaphram.

Osama’s Maama is so loose it don’t hert when she give beshe
can’t give birth cuz her hole never closes.

How can you tell the difference between the Taliban boys and the
Taliban men?

When the boys become men they take their diapers off their asses
and stick them on their heads.

Osama bin Laden,
You son of a bitch!
I hope you balls develop
a seven year itch.

Your pecker is twisted
in such a fine manner,
Your asshole can whistle,
“The star-spangled banner.”

One day, george bush and osama bin laden had a meeting about
peace in afghanastan. They were talking about peace and fairness
when osama pushed a button and a fist came out and punched
george. He pretended not to notice and they kept talking when
osama pushed the second button and a fist came out and punched
him on the face. Again they pretended not to notice and went on.
Finally, osama pushed the third button and it jabbed bush on the
nuts and this time, Bush got up and told osama ” meeting over,
tommorrow we are going to have another meeting in america.
So the next day, they were in d.c and talking when bush
pressed the first button, osama saw this and jumped ten feet
high but nothing happened and bush started to giggle. Later, He
pressed the second button and osama jumped up and shrieked, but
still nothing happened and now bush was cracking up. They kept
on going and Bush pressed the third button and this time osama
ran around in circles jumping and yelling, but still nothing
happened and now bush was on the floor laughing and osama had
enough so he said “that’s it i’m going back to afghanastan ” and
bush goes “what afghanastan?”

If you lift bin Laden’s turban do you know what you will find?

You would find his butt. You know why? He is a butt head!!

What is Osama Bin Laden’s favorite football team?
The New York Jets.

THIS WEEK ON AFGHANI PRIME-TIME TV

Sunday
7 PM – I Dream of Fatima
8 PM – The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
9 PM – Husseinfeld
10 PM – Mad About Everything

Monday
7 PM – Wheel of Terror
8 PM – Suddenly, Sanctions
9 PM – Allah McBeal
10 PM – Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

Tuesday
7 PM – The Price is Right if Osama Says Its Right
8 PM – Buffy, the Capitalist Camel Slayer
9 PM – Two Guys, a Girl and a Pita Bread
10 PM – U.S. Military Secrets Revealed

Wednesday
7 PM – Talibantubbies
8 PM – Children are Forbidden to Say the Darndest Things
9 PM – When Northern Alliance Attack
10 PM – Twin Sheiks

Thursday
7 PM – M*U*S*T*A*S*H
8 PM – Little Cave on the Desert
9 PM – Veilwatch
10 PM – Just Shoot Everyone

Friday
7 PM – Kaptain Kabul
8 PM – Jawid Loves Chachi
9 PM – Hanging with Mr. Hijacker
10 PM – Burqua’s Law

Saturday
7 PM – Jihad Joe
8 PM – Everybody Loves Osama
9 PM – This Old Tent
10 PM – No Witness News