Category: little johnny

A kid on a skateboard is being pulled down the sidewalk by his dog, which he’s holding onto by the tail.

A woman stops him saying, “Sonny, couldn’t you hold onto him some other way?”

“Yeah, I could,” says the kid. “I could grab him by the balls, but I save that for passing gear!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

Ok ummm DNT CHEAT ON THIS OR IT WONT B FUN!!!!!…..

r U smart Or DuMb!!!!

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Teacher: “Why didn’t you answer me?”

Pupil: “I did, I shook my head.”

Teacher: “You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

‘Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and…’ Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the stop, so Little Johnny tells her.

‘I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

`I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy’

At this point Mummy cut him off and says, Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.’

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and ‘… then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.’

what do you call a kun hangin from a power line?black power

why did the soocer teacher give his team lighters?

because they kept losing all their matches

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, “Are you a police officer?”

“Yes,” I answered, and continued writing the report.

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

“Yes, that’s right,” I told her.

“Well, then,” she said as she extended her foot toward me, “would you please tie my shoe?”

ITS A GREEN HOUSE TO THE LEFT AND A RED HOUSE TO THE RIGHT SO WHERE IS THE WHITE HOUSE? IN WASHINGTON DC

Three boys were bragging about their fathers.

The first one said, “My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start
running, and get there before the arrow!”

The second one said, “That’s nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start
running, and get there before the bullet!”

The third boy just smiled. “That’s nothing. My father is a civil servant. He
gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!”

knock, knock,
whos,
there,
armen,
such fools

Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ?
She saw Mr.Green Pea !

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mom: Well dear…a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room…they kiss and hug and have sex.(The daughter looks puzzled.)

Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddy’s room, you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Mom: Jewelry, dear.