Category: little johnny

y dont eggs tell jokes because they will crack each other up ha ha ha he he he

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. ”Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. ”To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ”What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. ”Giving up?”

what did theteacher call the twins Gim and Art

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, “Do you know what it is?”

“No, I don’t,” said the little boy.

“Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing your daddy wants from your mom when he gets home from work.”

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
“Spit it out! It’s a piece of ass!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

what do you do when your nose goes on strike?

You pickett!!

A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”

“That’s your father.”

“Then who’s that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

Mummy was telling little Sadie a story about a witch who arrived at a hotel
without her broom because the broom was late.
�Why was the broom late, mummy?� asked Sadie.
�Because it over swept, darling.�
�And do you know what the witch asked for when she went to reception?�
�What, mummy.�
�Broom service.�

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: “Did you notice the small dicks on the rich kids?” The other answered: “Yeah! It’s probably because they have toys to play with!”

13> His broomstick has more bristles.12> His voice cracks more than Richard Harris’ ever did.11> Seems to be conjuring a lot of Kleenex lately.10> Uses the Cloak of Invisibility to hang out in girl’s locker room. 9> Opened the Chamber of Victoria’s Secrets. 8> Asks Moaning Myrtle if she would consider haunting the boys’ shower room. 7> Made his lightning-shaped forehead scar into a Grateful Dead tattoo. 6> Turned his owl into a Hooters waitress. 5> His voice cracks while casting a spell, causing it to rain naked Tracey Ullmans. 4> All that awful, awful poetry. 3> Last spell learned? “The Incantation of the Unscrambled Spice Channel.” 2> No longer invited to sleepovers at Neverland Castle. 1> “Erectius concealioso!”             [  The Top 5 List   www.topfive.com  ]             [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White    ]

Little Jane was sitting in her red wagon with her dad’s fireman hat on, and her father walked by and said man that sure is a fine fire engine you have there.. all you need is a hose, a siren and a motor, and it would be perfect.

The next day her father walks by her again and now she has her hose strapped to the side, a dog tied to the front, and a cat tied to the back.

He says, “Wow! That really looks like a fire engine now, but I think you were also suppose to tie the cat in the front and she says “Then how would I have a siren?”

Miss Jones wanted to start the year off right. She announced to her 5th
grade class, “Boys and girls, there are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool.”

From the back of the room Little Johnny called out, “So, what are the
words?”