Category: little johnny

A Father came home to see his Sons report card on the table, it read as follows, “Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?

A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!

A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart. An aunt asked the mom if she had any problems distinguishing the two lads, and the mother replied, “No, I can tell them apart by their balls. One bawls all night, the other bawls all day!”

Little Johnny and his dad went shopping at the grocery store. Walking down an aisle, Johnny asked his dad if he could have a box of Lucky Charms. His dad said,” Well, Johnny, can you touch your asshole with your dick?” Johnny said, “No!!” Johnny’s dad said, “Well, there’s your answer.”Later, Johnny asked if he could have Spagettios. His dad, again, said, “Can you touch your asshole with your dick?” Johnny said,”No!!” His dad said, “Well, there’s your answer.” At the end of the shopping trip, Johnny’s dad felt bad about how he had talked to Johnny, so he bought him an instant lottery ticket. Johnny scratched the ticket and found that he won $1,000!!! His dad said,”Hey, Johnny, you gonna share the money with your old man?” Johnny asked,”Dad, can you touch your asshole with your dick?” Johnny’s dad said,”As a matter of fact, I can!”Johnny said,”GOOD, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!”

Once there was a kid who found a peice of chocolate.He thought it looked kind of round.The next morning he went back to peice of chocolate.He thought if he should eat it or not.So he stuck his finger on it and tasted it.He barfed in 5 seconds.He found out it was…

…POOP!

My brothers are funny and some times they
are stoopit

Three men were on top of the empire state building. The first man’s name was Clark the second man’s name was Joey and the thirds name was Jo Momma. Joey was drunk so Clark decided to play a little joke on him. Clark said,” Yo Joey if u jumped of this building tbe air would bring u rite back up!”” So Joey said

Jimmy was in kindergarten and had to go to the bathroom. His teacher made him recite the alphabet before going to the bathroom. “ok””

There were three daughters who wanted to know how they got they’re names. So the first daughter asks her father, “Daddy

once upon a time their was a boy named jason.Everyone called him retarded because he acted retarted.They went to the zoo and the first thing they went to go see was the sharks.One boy said” what is that with the sharp teeth””

There were two little mistief boys who were always in trouble in school. One day they took it too far and got thrown out of that school and into a cathlic school, they were constantly in trouble there too. Until oneday, they were called up to the head nun’s office and given a lecture. One of them got let home while the other was kept in school. The head nun asked the boy, “where is God?”” The boy replied

There was a boy who had just learned his ABC’s and couldn’t wait to present them to his class. When he went to school he presented. He sang, “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ.”” Then the teacher said