Category: little johnny

Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?

A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.

Just before she went to bed, little Ruth�s mum asks her a question, �Do you
know how to make milk shake, darling?�
�No I don�t, mum.�
�You give it a good fright.�

When Little Johnny’s mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But 4-year-old Johnny overheard some of his parents’ private conversations. One day when Johnny and his mother were shopping a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.

“Yes!” Johnny answered, “and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it’s a girl we’re going to call her Christina, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it quits!”

It was the first day of school.

Each member of this third grade class had to go up to the black board and draw a representation of their summer.

Little Johnny got up and drew a dot.

The teacher asked him what it was supposed to represent.

He replied, “It is a period.”

The teacher said, “What does that have to do with your summer?”

Johnny said, “Well, my 15 year-old sister couldn’t find hers, so my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the 21 year-old guy next door shot himself!”

Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis

There r 2 kids named Shutup & Trouble.

Trouble gets lost. Shutup went to a palice station. the officer said “Whats your name son” Shutup “Whats your name son” SHUTUP R U LOOKIN FOR TROUBLE “YES”

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Submitted Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

13. Michel’s E-Mail Joke, and His Subsequent Visit from the Secret Service

12. Larry Learns About Leather

11. My Dad is a Fifty-Year-Old Hippie, and I Want Some Discipline

10. It’s a Mall World After All

9. RJ Reynolds Presents: A Teenager’s Guide to the Dangerous, Grown-Up, and Really Cool World of Smoking

8. I Can Stop Anytime I Want: My Personal Beanie Baby Hell

7. Look Before Crossdressing

6. The Littlest Testicle

5. Binge and Purge: A Junior High Girl’s Guide to Staying Skinny

4. If You Cant Stand the Infection, Don’t Get Your Nipple Pierced

3. Eschew the Powder, Zebedee: An Amish Drug Tragedy

2. Yikes! My Boobs are Growing!

1. Your Internet Friend, Billy, Who Wants You to Take a Bus to Miami By Yourself, Probably Isn’t Really 10 Years Old Like You

A boy walks in to his parents room and catches them at it and asks “what are you doing?”. To which the mother says “don’t worry i am only flattening daddy’s stomach”. Then the child replies, “You don’t have to do the mum because as soon as you leave the nanny blows him back up again”

I ride in a weener and I seel hotdogs who am I oscarmayer

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just
taken to work. The little girl asks, “Why do you call your
secretary a doll?”
Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains,
“Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She
types like you wouldn’t believe, she knows the computer
system and is very efficient.”
“Oh,” says the little girl, “I thought it was because she
closes her eyes when you lay her down.”

What Do You Call Snow That Seems To Fall Slowly?

Snow Motion

There are three men one guy has a orange

the other has a bottle of water and

the other a car door.they are walking though the hot desert.So the guy with the

orange ate it the one with the water drank

it the guy with the car door said i’m going to roll down the window