Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.
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Q: How many Canadians
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch his moose moult.
Q: How many New
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 21 – one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it.
Q: How many C
Q: How many C programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they forgot to declare it first.
Q: How many astronomers
Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, astronomers prefer the dark.
Q: How many cataloguers
Q: How many cataloguers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One, but the Library of Congress has to do it first.
Q: How many senators
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
Q: How many Argentinians
Q: How many Argentinians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine thousand-after all, it’s *their* light bulb.
How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Q: How many Goths
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. They prefer everything all black anyway.
Q: How many alt.tla
Q: How many alt.tla readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One-no! Six is!
Q: How many Will
Q: How many Will Rogers’ does it take to change a dead light bulb?A: None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn’t like.