Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: False.

Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 6. One to change it and 5 to say “Man, you’ve got huge muscles !”

How many sexual deviants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but it takes the entire cast of E.R. to get it out.

Q: How many Indiana University “notes” users does it take to change a light bulb?A: All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate.Note: Not meant to offend students at the Indiana University.

Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, provided there’s an engineer around to explain how to do it.

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the lightbulb exists.

Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand.

Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to change it and one to think deeply and come up with a real gem, such as “Well there you are, standing on a chair, changing a lightbulb. Here we see the difference between a cat and a dog. If you have a cat, it looks up at you, thinks ‘What are you doing ?’, and walks off. But if you have a dog, it’s looking up at you and thinking ‘Well, I dunno what you’re doing, but I love you anyway.’

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 5, one to do it and 4 to say that they liked it but would have done it a bit differently.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in, and the other four to stand around and say, “Come on, dude… Just one more rep! You can do it! Yeah!”

Q: How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.