Category: light bulbs

Q: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?A: 2, 1 to do it and 1 to read this huge file first to check it hasn’t been done already !

Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two–one to say “She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers.

Q: How many Austrailian Royalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Only one, but there is only one and she is old and not feeling that well these days so … hurry!

Q: How many Belgians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Q: How many house-keeping staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: You know I only get paid $5 an hour to do this, and I don’t know why I always have to do everybody else’s work anyway.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards.

Q: How many `Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb?A: None: A `Real Woman’ would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he’s at it.

Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One, as long as he admits he’s powerless over light bulbs.

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Lightbulbs? C’mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want.

Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.