Category: light bulbs

How many Lacanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three-one to do it, one to desire it, and the ignorant Other.

Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it’s his business.

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two–one to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: It depends on what you want them to change it into.

How many chiropractors does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?

Only one but he will need 150 follow-ups.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract.

Q: How many computer studies students does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. They are far too busy hacking.

Q: How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: I’m sorry, we don’t support that kind of lighting technology.

Q. How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. No one knows. Divorced men never get the house!

Q: How many rec.humor.funny readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: 50. They all stand out in the hall while Maddi comes out every once in a while and looks at all the light bulbs people have brought. Finally she selects a few. They’re all quite feeble and burn out after a few minutes, so she comes out for more. But she selects more dim bulbs, which causes great discontent among the people who have brought really bright, long-lasting bulbs.