Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Q: How many Systems Assurance testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. We just noticed the room was dark. We don’t fix the problems, we just find them.

Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say “I wish I was up there !”

How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?

1000: One to submit the joke and 999 to submit “How many programmers does
it take to screw in a light bulb? None, thats a hardware problem”

Q: How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn’t tending to the sheep’s needs.

Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.

Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Nobody knows. They can’t figure out what to wear to change one.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Trick question. Programmers don’t do hardware. (same answer really as “None. It’s a hardware problem.”)

Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they use light bulbs which don’t burn out, so they don’t know how.

Q: How many alt.alien.visitors readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One. (screw screw screw) Aargh! The light! I’m being abducted!

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five – one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

– One. But he gets 3 credits for it.