Category: light bulbs

Q: How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.

Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two – one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.

How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, and thirty natives to see the light.

Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.

Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: The change is 90% complete.

Q: How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: [Ahem] We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.

Q: How many Ku Klux Klansmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One hundred-one to do it and the others to stand around solemnly and watch the old bulb burn.

Q: How many sales directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: (pause) I get it! This is one of those lightbulb jokes, right?

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One if at home, but on school time, four.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Of course, as everyone knows, just five years ago all it took was a bunch of kids in a garage in Palo Alto to change a light bulb.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?