Category: light bulbs

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: How long have you been having this phantasy ?

Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 1000. And they change the same bulb over and over and over again and still no one notices it’s been changed so they change it again and again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for not doing it in rec.humor.d.

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up.

Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Evolution can only produce different shapes of light bulbs; it can never change it into an animal.

Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One, who’ll do it for food.

How many wet-dreams does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One spray over at the light switch to make sure switch is off, one
to blast the old bulb out, and one to SCREW the new one in.

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to say “Excelleeeeeent !”

Q: How many blacks does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat.

How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but you have to replace the whole motherboard.

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience. This joke was once overheard being told by a lecturer to a class of students during a lecture, in order to make a point about the fact that only one student was doing any work at the terminal while a whole bunch had crowded round to watch – sharing the experience of him doing the work.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twentyone. One to hold the bulb, and twenty to drink until the room
spins.

Q: How many Royalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: That depends on how far up the succession list the lightbulb is. For lightbulbs within 50 (+or-5) of the throne, the total can be approximated by (10 000/n) where n = place in succession list.