Category: light bulbs

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Wait! Maybe the bulb isn’t broken. Let’s try it again.

Q: How many cryonicists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four – One to ensure that the light bulb is certifiably dead, one to perfuse it with cryoprotectants, one to slowly cool it to liquid nitrogen temperature, and one to wait two hundred years for technology to advance sufficiently to revive it.

How many anti climaxes does it take to change a light bulb?

About four.

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.

Q: How many research technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One, but it’ll probably take him/her three or four tries to get it right.

Q: How many A & R men does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. “We’re not changing any lightbulbs at the moment.”

How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to
revolve around him.

Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century.

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: He doesn’t. He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two–one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None: They concern themselves with inner light.