Q: How many [cricket] Test Match Special commentators does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change it, one to eat the lovely chocolate cake sent in by the Bournemouth Womens Institute, one to say “Now when was the last time we had to change a light bulb on-air – wasn’t it 1989 at Lords ?” and one to comment on the lovely red bus going down the Oxford Road.
Category: light bulbs
Q: How many politicians
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Q: How many Buffalonians
Q: How many Buffalonians does it take to screw a in a light bulb?A: Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in.
Q: How many comp.sys.intel
Q: How many comp.sys.intel readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 0.999999875
Q: How many Ph.D
Q: How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Only one; but every time they see a lightbulb they have an irresistible urge to change it!
Q: How many preservation
Q: How many preservation society members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One, but it takes a year to find an antique Edison light bulb so it’ll be architecturally accurate.
Q: How many Republican
Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?A: (DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that… With a DuPont administration, the power of the free market will be unleashed to produce light bulbs that never need changing.
Q: How many jugglers
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Q: How many nuclear
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Pregnant Lady vs. Light Bulb
What’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q: How many Conservative
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. “There is no need to change the lightbulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the lightbulb lighting up again.”
Q: How many Republicans
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, they only screw the poor.