Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4. 1 to screw in the bulb, and 3 to be supportive.

Why does it take two women with PMS to change a lightbulb?

IT JUST $%*^&^ DOES!!!!!!! OK???!!!

Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?A. None. They are so busy hogging up bandwidth taking out their postadolescent frustrations on each other, that they never get around to it!

None. That’s a software problem.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece.

Q: How many Filipinoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We don’t know. The new bulb keeps getting shot at the airport.

Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.

Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but he doesn’t know where it came from.Note: Topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.

Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.

How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it
take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control
the means of production!

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.