Category: light bulbs

Q: How many MP’s does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: How many can you afford?

Q: How many members of Take That does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They can’t sing, they can’t dance so what makes you think they can change a lightbulb?

How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

None. There’s a primitive for that.

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?A: (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question. I’ve answered it before, and I think the media are keeping this thing alive. I think the American people are tired of light bulb jokes.

Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it.

Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say “Get daaowwwwn !”

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem…

Q: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to change it, and one to sniff the first ones’ butt.

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: On the space shuttle, 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces.

Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, it’s a waste of time because the new bulb probably won’t work either.