Category: light bulbs

Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four–One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.

Q: How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One, but they’re really three.

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.

Q: How many suburbanites does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block.

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. They’re never in the dark.

Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.Note: Topical to French farmers setting fire to imported British sheep.)

Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a lightbulb there and the other to play harp.

None, Californians don’t screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs.

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Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulbs.

Q: How many members of the Pakistan cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. “The players should only have to play 80 overs in a day. To expect them to do any more would place an unnecessary strain upon them.”

Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes.

Q: How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 100, 1 to change the lightbulb and the other 99 to make sure
he doesn’t get attacked while he’s doing it.