Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The bulb isn’t bright enough.

Q: How many alt.1d readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Hmmm, yes, very funny, but what has this got to do with 1d ?

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

Q: How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One hundred; one to change the lightbulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren’t chosen.

What do you do if a light bulb isn’t working?

You have sex with it!

How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

How many Generals/Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild
civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

Q: How many alt.vampyres readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None! Yecch! We LOVE the dark, stupid!

Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Hmmm… I ran a simulation and got 0.9999999997 pentium designers…

How many Italians does it take to screw in the light bulb?

Three. One to screw it in, two to shoot the witnesses

Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight.

How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the
world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of
World Records.