Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp!
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Q: How many “Changing
Q: How many “Changing lightbulbs”-joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two hundred, and don’t ask why because they haven’t–figured that out yet.
Q: How many alt.music.pink-floyd
Q: How many alt.music.pink-floyd readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 51. One to screw in the bulb, one to notice some small detail of the bulb-screwing and tie it into the Publius Enigma, 15 more to expand on his point, 12 to flame him, 10 to argue that you’re not really screwing in a light bulb, that only Roger Waters can screw in a light bulb, 8 more to say that Dave Gilmour can screw in a light bulb better than Roger ever could, two to say that the best way to screw in a bulb is if Dave and Roger do it together, one to say that Syd Barrett is actually the best bulb-screwer, and of course one newbie to ask what Publius is, who will be subsequently referred to the FAQ, which he will then ask where to find.
Q: How many lightbulbs
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?A: One. It isn’t too easy.
Q: How many keyboardists
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One to light a candle and say it’s just as good as electric light.
Q: How many SAS
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Please let us know!
Q: How many academics
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. That’s what research students are for.
Q: How many gay
Q: How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None: The bulb shouldn’t have to change for society to accept it.
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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes twelve steps to finish the job, and even then, they just take it one day at a time.
Q: How many Iraqis
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: It doesn’t matter, they don’t have any electricity anymore.
Q: How many SAS
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: How many?
Q: How many screenwriters
Q: How many screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why does it *have* to be changed?