Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out “Get Back!, Get Back!”.

Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.

How many Filipinoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don’t know. The new bulb keeps getting shot at the airport.

Q: How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?A: 220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is actually changed, one to write a speech about why the other candidates can’t even spell “lightbulbe”, eighteen to find out what the other candidates did when the lightbulb failed, and another two hundred to find out what the other candidate’s families think about lightbulbs, bulbs, pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy.

Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One, two ! One, two ! One, two !

Q: How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: None, they have a service come in and do that.

Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: None. They screw in hotel rooms.

How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?

100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001,
Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of
the pages state only “This page intentionally left
blank”, and 20%
of the definitions are of the form “A …… consists of
sequences
of non-blank characters separated by blanks”.

Q: How many neural nets does it take to change a light bulb ?A: f'(x) = delta Sum log (HOUSE) / d(HOUSE)

Q: How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One–and that’s what his degree will be in! Note: Because Brown has no real core curriculum.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two–one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?A: 24 1/8, but that’s down 3/8 from yesterday.