How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with
gasoline, light it up with a match, and you’ll have all the light
you need.
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Q: How many pessimists does
Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
Q: How many contrabassoon
Q: How many contrabassoon players does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings.
Q: How many social
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change the bulb, one to counsel the old bulb because it’s been thrown away by an uncaring society, one to arrange the case conference and one to make sure they are all following the correct working practice.Note: Sever of the jokes below relate to Ivy league schools. No offense was meant by them.
Microsoft employees – lightbulb
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?
1003. Two to hold the ladder, one to screw the light bulb into a faucet, and 1000 to flood the internet with rumors about the upcoming faucet-bulb feature in the next version of Windows.
Q: How many Supreme
Q: How many Supreme Court Justices does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine-three to form a plurality, two to concur in part, two to dissent one to concur in part and dissent in part with the plurality opinion, and the last to concur with the dissenters in part.
Q: How many marketing
Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It isn’t too late to make this neon instead, is it?
Q: How many Princeton
Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?A: Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.
Men Screwing Light Bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they’ll screw anything!
Q: How many Radio
Q: How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Q: How many Russians
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?A: That’s a military secret.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.