Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 21. One to have the idea, and a whole load more to do all the analysis.
Category: light bulbs
Q: How many ‘real’
Q: How many ‘real’ programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. ‘Real’ programmers prefer LEDs.
Q: How many Romanians
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity.
Q: How many LP
Q: How many LP player users does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck… getting stuck… getting stuck…
Q: How many Democratic
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign. Frankly, I resent it, and the American people resent it.
Q: How many Contract
Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb?A: Five. One to change it; their partner to stare at them in complete confusion; one opposing player to ask the partner what they think the changer means by this; the other opponent to complain to the tournament director that there was a deliberate hesitation before the light bulb was changed; and the tournament director to agree and have the old bulb put back in.
Q: How many dull
Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?A: One.
Q: How many programmers
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the one who documented it, one lightbulb librarian, a sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at which point we go to tender for another light bulb change,…
How many presidential candidates does it take…
How many presidential candidates does it take to change
a light bulb?
Fewer and fewer all the time.
Q: How many bureaucrats
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One to spot the burned-out bulb, his supervisor to authorize a requisition, a requisition typist, twelve clerks to file the requisition copies, a mail clerk to deliver the requisition to the purchasing department, a purchasing agent to order the bulb, a clerk to forward the purchasing order, a clerk to mail-order a receiving clerk to receive the bulb….
Untitled joke
How many paranoid delusionals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Who sent you? Elvis, is that you?
Q: How many Macintosh
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None – there’s no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution.