Category: light bulbs

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?A: Will somebody please call house-keeping?

Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. “I don’t do lights. That’s the light crew’s job.”

Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Q: How many Macintosh engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None – it has to be done by a local authorized dealer.

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to turn it in and four to form a support group and blame the whole thing on men in the first place.

Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?A: There is nothing to change.

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They just write it up as a new and useful feature.

Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Less and less all the time.

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity.

Q: How many U.S fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?A: No! You mean it was one of ours?!Notes : Topical to the shooting down of two allied helicopters over Iraq.