How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a
light
bulb?
None, they have a service come in and do that.
Category: light bulbs
Q: How many European
Q: How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, they like Danzig in the dark.
Q: How many manic-depressives
Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs.
Q: How many Iranians
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Q: How many Unix
Q: How many Unix Support staff does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Read the man page!
Q: How many pessimists
Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
Q: How many neurophysiologists
Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Six. One to remove the old bulb and examine it under the microscope to find out what went wrong, one to blow a tube of glass into the bulb shape, one to coil the tungsten wire filament, one to clean up the metal base of the old bulb, one to operate the vacuum pump to get rid of the air in the bulb and one to apply the glue to seal the new bulb into the old base. The new bulb won’t work, of course, but the whole process uses up a lot of expensive equipment and keeps several intelligent people happily employed doing something totally useless.
Q: How many drummers
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One, but only after asking “Why?”
Q: How many Romanians
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?
How many field service engineers does it take…
How many field service engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a software problem.
Q: How many university
Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the lightbulb to be changed.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw…
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to
give it a surprising twist at the end.