Category: light bulbs

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!

Q: How many politically correct people does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. “Why should we impose our values on the lightbulb ? If it wishes to be a lightbulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality.”

Q: How many public opinion researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: With what degree of certainty do you need to know?

Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, that’s the proletariat’s work!

Q: How many holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, they just deny the bulb ever went out in the first place.

Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. That’s a second year subject.

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

Q: How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.

Q: How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. As long as she can get under your feet and trip you up while you’re changing it.

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two, one to change it and one to phone round and cancel the party they were going to have to celebrate the old one burning brightly for 50 years.