Category: light bulbs

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, we contract out for things like that.

Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they just assimilate the bulb.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

Eleven, one to hold the bulb and ten to turn the ladder.

Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)

How many Druids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, Druids screw in stone circles.

Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.

Q: How many tight wads does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a lightbulb still only lasts 1000 hours.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to do it and three not to get involved.

Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?

She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

Q: How many GLC workers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. One to do it and three to go round putting up posters announcing that the GLC, working for London, is going to change the lightbulb.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they’re out.