Category: light bulbs

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?A: Eno.

Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: What kind of answer did you have in mind?

Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

Q: How many IBM CPU’s does it take to turn on a light bulb?A: 33 – 1 to process the instruction and 32 to process the interrupt.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a light bulb?

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: Five – one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do it and one to make a video documentary about
it.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don’t know. When the light goes on they all scatter.

Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping…..

Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel.

Q: How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just what exactly do you mean by that?

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Let’s see: 2 A+’s, 3 A’s, 5 A-‘s, 11 B+’s, 9 B’s, 21 B-‘s…