Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
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Q: How many liberals
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking.
Q: How many Ann
Q: How many Ann Arborites does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None, they just start a “Coping With Darkness” support group.Note: Ann Arbor is a where, not a who. It’s the home of the University of Michigan, which has a fairly liberal reputation.)
Q: How many VMS
Q: How many VMS heads does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only lightbulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it’s manufactured by DEC.
Q: How many Presidential
Q: How many Presidential family members does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House?A: Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House.
Q: How many physiotherapists
Q: How many physiotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
Liberated Women
How many liberated women does it take to change a light bulbs?
Five. One to turn the bulb and four to form a support group.
How many Republicans does it take to screw…
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
Q: How many efficiency
Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?A: None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
Q: How many terrorists
Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two: one to stage a suicide attack on the bulb and another to claim responsibility in phone call to the news media.
How many suburbanites does it take to screw…
How many suburbanites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block.
Q: How many economists
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.