Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!

Q: How many admin assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. I can’t do anything unless you complete a lightbulb design change request form.

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. Atheists never “see the light” anyway do they ?

Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: It doesn’t matter, they don’t have any electricity anymore.

How many He-Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that’s women’s work!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None. “It’s a man’s job.”

Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Q: How many people of the anti-matter Universe does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Minus 2. -1 to change the bulb, -1 to have a fight with Captain Kirk.

Q: How many striking baseball players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. All those replacement bulbs are scabs!

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: One. He gives it to six Oregonians, thereby simplifying the problem to the previous question.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.