Category: light bulbs

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make sure the stack of manuals doesn’t tip over.

How many inline skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10, one to screw it in, and nine to say how extreme it was.

How many Yale students does it take to change a light bulb?

None. New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it and one to write a crappy folk song about it.

How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you mean change it?
It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb!

We’ve had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One, but she/he’ll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would be for a Macintosh user.

Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.

Q: How many old macrobiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Five. One to change it, three to hold the ladder, and one to call the ambulance.

Q: How many hunt sabs does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to do it and two to clean the muddy footprints off the carpet and the chair he was standing on.

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None: They can’t remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: That depends on whether it has health insurance.

How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.