Category: light bulbs

Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?A: 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.

Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but he uses a chainsaw.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…

Q: How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it…

Q: How many Evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 33. One to do it, 2 to bask in its glory, and 30 to take collections in the bulb’s name.

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They just write it up as a new and useful feature.

Q: How many John Majors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to not do anything about it and one to try and blame the failure of the old bulb on the Labour party who put the original bulb in place 17 years ago.

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Three. One to change it and 2 to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting “Objection !”

Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first

How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass
out,
wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a scar on
his
back, and realize where the light bulb went.

How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs.