Category: light bulbs

Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: It depends on the way the bulb is threaded.

Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex.

Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree ?A: Because Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they get screwed in the ass instead.

Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None: Tauruses don’t like to change anything.

Q: How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: The last time this question was asked, it involved art directors. Is the difference intentional? Should one or the other instance be changed? It seems inconsistent.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Only one, but he’ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can’t just be pushed in.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.)

Q: How many off-campus landlords does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. The students will just wreck it, anyhow, so why bother?

How many Branch Davidians does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him
to
stand on.

Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Only one, but why bother ? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway.