Category: light bulbs

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he’ll have to replace the whole socket.

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: Three – one to change the light bulb and two to say “Oh Wow!”

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Q: How many spies does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Why bother?

Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Q: How many Reaganists does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Ten: One to deny that the bulb is burned out, one to clarify the denial (“The bulb is really just dim”), one to blame the bulb burning out on the Carter administration, one to blame the bulb burning out on Congress, one to ask for a Constitutional amendment that will prohibit bulbs from burning out, one to replace the bulb with a kerosene lamp, one to borrow money from the Japanese to pay for the kerosene, one former Reaganist to lobby his old colleagues for a special favour for the kerosene importer, one to cash the cheque for investing in the kerosene importer, one to send the bill to the next generation.

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.

Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: A roomful – they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

Q: How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?A: It depends whether the switch is on or off.

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

Q: How many cryonicists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four – One to ensure that the light bulb is certifiably dead, one to perfuse it with cryoprotectants, one to slowly cool it to liquid nitrogen temperature, and one to wait two hundred years for technology to advance sufficiently to revive it.