Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Midas!Midas who?Midas well open the door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Burton!
Burton who?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bush!
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Toronto!Toronto who?Toronto be a law against Knock Knockjokes!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Heart!Heart who?Heart who hear you, speak louder!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Rufus!Rufus who?Rufus leaking and I’m getting wet!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Marilyn!Marilyn who?Marilyn is a state north of Virginia!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Frida!Frida who?Frida be!

Knock knock
whos there?
yaa
yaa who!
ride em cowboy!!!!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Savannah!
Savannah who?
Savannah you going to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schachter!
Schachter who?
Schachter Ripper. Feel like cutting up?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schatzi!
Schatzi who?
Schatzi way the ball bounces!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Schubert!
Schubert who?
Schubert I can!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Betty!Betty who?Betty ya don’t know who this is!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Kurt & Conan!Kurt & Conan who?Kurt & Conan down down on the last act!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ogre!
Ogre who?
Ogre take a flying leap!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!