Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denver!
Denver who?
Denver the good old days!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Desi!
Desi who?
Desi’gnated hitter!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Desiree!
Desiree who?
Desiree a ray of sunshine in my life…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dotty!
Dotty who?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doug!
Doug who?
Doug good deeds and you’ll go to heaven!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Darius!Darius who?Darius a lot I have to tell you!

Knock-Knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock-knock
Who’s there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Aida!Aida who?Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omar!
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omega!
Omega who?
Omega best man win!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet’in you kiss me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity, and you thought opportunity only knocked once!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Howell!Howell who!Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Gandhi!Gandhi who!Gandhi cane!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ringo!Ringo who?Ringo round the roses!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Wilma!Wilma who?Wilma lunch be ready soon?