Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia you going to let me in then!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Astor!
Astor who?
Astor the ball is over!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Athens!
Athens who?
Athens I love you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brewster!
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bridget!
Bridget who?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me my supper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brigham!
Brigham who?
Brigham back my sunshine back to me…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Burns!
Burns who?
Burns me up!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Dummy!Dummy who?Dummy a favour and go away!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Wanda!Wanda who?Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Kipper!Kipper who?Kipper hands to yourself!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Walt!Walt who?Walt till your father gets home!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cicero!
Cicero who?
Cicero the boat ashore!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cigarette!
Cigarette who?
Cigarette life if you don’t weaken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Clara!
Clara who?
Clara space on the table!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lauren!Lauren who?Lauren order!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Kentucky!Kentucky who?Kentucky too well, have a sore throat!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Medellin!Medellin who?Medellin where you don’t belong!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Italy!Italy who?Italy be a big job!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Sacha!Sacha who?Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!