Category: knock-knock

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Teachers!
Teachers who?
Teachers for the red white and blue. Hip hip..!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Haifa!Haifa who?Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cliff!Cliff who?Cliff the hedges!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deena!
Deena who?
Deena hear me the first time!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delhi!
Delhi who?
Delhicatessen!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Delores!
Delores who?
Delores is on the side of the good guys!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denis!
Denis who?
Denis anyone?

Two gay men{ Bobby and Peter) wre walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men (Peter) just can’t bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it.

The gorilla grabs Peter, drags him into the cage and has his way with him for six hours nonstop. When he’s done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage.

An ambulance is called and Peter is taken away to the hospital.

The next day Bobby visits him in the hospital and asks, “Are you hurt?”

“AM I HURT?”, Peter shouts, “Wouldn’t you be? He hasn’t called, he hasn’t written…

Knock KnockWho’s there?Donovan!Donovan who?Donovan know your own name!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elaine!
Elaine who?
Elaine of the freeway!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eileen!
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie up my shoes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elektra!
Elektra who?
Elektra circus!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible thing!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Gipper!Gipper who!Gipper your best!

Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Sexman.
Sexman Who?
Sexman is sexing you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Sherwood!Sherwood who!Sherwood like to come in!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Thaddeus!Thaddeus who?To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brewster!
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bridget!
Bridget who?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me my supper!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brigham!
Brigham who?
Brigham back my sunshine back to me…!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Burns!
Burns who?
Burns me up!