Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Joe Namath!Joe Namath who!Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Igloo!Igloo who?Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie…!

Knock -Knock

Who’s there ?

Icy

Icy who ?

Icy (I see) you G -strings

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cyril!Cyril who?Cyril nice to meet you!

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Bow.

Bow Who?

Not Bow Who, Bow wow!!!!

Will you remember me tomorrow?
(Yes)

Willyou remember me in a week?
(Yes)

Will you remember me in a month?
(Yes)

Will you remember me in a year?
(Yes)

Will you remember me in five years?
(Yes)

Knock knock
(Who’s there?)

See? You forgot me already!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Maura!Maura who?The Maura the merrier!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Moose!Moose who?Moose you be so nosy!

Knock Knock…

Who’s there?

Police…

Police who?

Police let me in. I’m freezing out here!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Fiona!Fiona who?Fiona had something better to do do you think we’d be knocking on this door!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Taipei!Taipei who?Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Isaac!Isaac who?Isaac coming out?