Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Hiawatha!Hiawatha who?Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock!
Whos there?

Someone who can’t reach the doorbell

Knock KnockWho’s there?Dozen!Dozen who?Dozen anyone ever answer the door!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Arnie!Arnie who!Arnie having fun?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Beryl!Beryl who?Beryl of beer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey’s uncle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don’t know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta’ll be over in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vivaldi!
Vivaldi who?
Vivaldi books, there’s nothing to read!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vlad!
Vlad who?
Vlad to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Voodoo!
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waddle!
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I go away!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wade!
Wade who?
Wade till next time!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Max!Max who?Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Toby!Toby who?Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Sabina!Sabina who?Sabina a long time since I’ve seen you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Willa!Willa who?Willa you marry me!

Knock Knock…

Who’s there?

Mike…

Mike who?

Mike car won’t start, can I come in
and phone the garage?