Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Adlai!Adlai who?Adlai a bet on that!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Marmalade!Marmalade who?Marmalade me said the little chicken!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Wicked!Wicked who?Wicked make beautiful music together!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Warrior!Warrior who?Warrior you been all my life!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Nevada!Nevada who?Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Bertha!Bertha who?Bertha-day greetings!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Wayne!Wayne who?Wayne are you coming over to my house!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ellen!
Ellen who?
Ellen-eed is love!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you around!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emil!
Emil who?
Emil for the poor!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your service!

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry it’s just a joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yoga!
Yoga who?
Yoga what it takes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yogi bear!
Yogi bear who?
Yogi bear and you’ll get arrested!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yolanda!
Yolanda who?
Yolanda me some money!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
Did you call?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yucatan!
Yucatan who?
Yucatan fool some people all of the time…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Custer!Custer who?Custer a penny to find out!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Midas!Midas who?Midas well open the door!