Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Alice!Alice who?I’m Alice chasing rainbows….!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Jenny!Jenny who?Jennymen prefer blondes!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Amos!Amos who?Amosquito just bit me!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Maine!Maine who?Maine I come in now please!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Zubin!Zubin who?Zubin eating garlic again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won’t tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lucretia!Lucretia who?Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!

knock knock

whos there?

I DID IT!

(Everyone yells GREAT FOR YOU!)

(guy’s best friend says:)

WHOA WHOA WHOA! I WANNA HEAR THE REST!

I DID IT WHO?

UMMMMMMM…

Knock KnockWho’s there?Welk!Welk who?Welk-ome home!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Drucilla!Drucilla who?Drucilla kid you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ohio!Ohio who?Ohio feeling!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Harmon!Harmon who?Harmon on your side!