Category: knock-knock

Knock-Knock.
Who is there?
Police.
Police who?
Police button your pants!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Oswald!Oswald who?Oswald my chewing gum!

Knock-Knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the window and you’ll see.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Munich!
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nadya!
Nadya who?
Nadya head if you understand what I’m saying!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or I’ll go away!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Foster!Foster who?Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Burglar!
Burglar who?
Burglar, I come to rob your house.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic a card, any card!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viola!
Viola who?
Viola sudden don’t you know me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Violet!
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Virtue!
Virtue who?
Virtue get those big blue eyes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Viscount!
Viscount who?
Viscount you behave!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lucinda!Lucinda who?Lucinda in the sky with diamonds…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Meredith!Meredith who?Meredith kind of Knock Knockjokes and I’m leaving!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Violet!Violet who?Violet the cat out of the bag!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Laos!Laos who?Laos and found!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Neal!Neal who?Neal and pray!